Last night, I went kerb-crawling and picked up a prostitute. I drove to a secluded location and got my end away. As soon as she got out of the car after the act, I got out and killed her, taking my money back. Feeling much better, I then went for a drive. I was involved in numerous hit-and-run accidents in which I killed at least 6 people. My car was a bit beaten up by now, so I got out and car-jacked a Lamborghini. There was a policeman onto me by this point, so I kicked him to death and nicked his gun and truncheon. This didn’t go down too well with his colleagues — I had to get my (stolen) car re-sprayed to get away. Finally, to round off a great evening, I nicked some sucker’s superbike and pulled wheelies all the way home.
Of course, I was just playing Vice City on the Playstation. Would I do any of that stuff in real life? Don’t be stupid. Do I even think it’s acceptable? Get real. So why do people moan on and on about games like this corrupting society? Answer: they’re idiots, albeit well-meaning ones.
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